- Chris was gone all week and these guys could have arrived while he was away. What the heck would I have done with 30 ducklings?
- Chris has definite plans to travel in the future. I obviously have time to take care of ducks in addition to my normal daily activities. Riiiiigt.
- I wouldn’t know what to do with a duckling if I had one.
Gosh, I hope he is here when they arrive.
I’m kind of regretting this decision.
Animal lovers: Not to worry, I will absolutely care for them no matter what, but perhaps I would have yet again vetoed the idea if I had thought through it more thoroughly. Buyers remorse anyone? And no, Chris doesn’t have it, he is still stoked.
I have said this before: Chris is fairly charming and he often influences people to do things that they wouldn’t normally agree to. Um, yeah, case in point.